Hold still so I can count you, dammit!

Yeah, I dunno either.

Insomnia is a funny thing with me -- well, not exactly "funny ha ha" really, more along the lines of "funny, buggeringmothershitdamn."

Every once in a while, for no real rhyme nor reason - I just can't fall asleep. Or rather won't. I suppose if I actually would make the impossibly long 2 second trip from this here seat into my bed, I'd eventually lose consciousness. But the trouble is that some strong part of me just doesn't wanna. I wander around pondering metaphysical questions like: If I open the fridge one more time, will something desirable suddenly materialize? Not to mention introspective ponderings such as: What would I look like if I shaved off all the hair on my body? and waxing poetic about the state of the world around us; Damn, it's hot tonight.

Important and life altering thoughts to be sure.

In any case, I often spend half the night poking into thoughts and things better left un-poked, until finally collapsing into bed in a disgruntled heap, muttering under my breath about various deprivations and their destructive outcomes.

Then I roll my eyes at myself for using so many Big Girl words when I'm supposed to be feeling veeeerrrry sleeeeeeepy.

Although at the moment my right eyeball burns like a mother when I roll it since I stupidly blinked while soaping my face in the shower, and got the evil facial soap suds (which MUST be made of pure acid) in my eye. Note to self --> wash face with eyes closed next time, kthnx.

So, I shall bid you ("you") good night, with a definite lack of eye rolling.

And remember - panda sheep is watching you over his shoulder. I'd be careful if I were you. (you!)